30 January 2006

I'm not stopping until all of you get tired of YouTube!



BeForU video of Love Shine, with the same kind of art they used for the Guitar Freaks videos. Cute. Kitty!



Yet another live pokemon spoof. Next time, I'll look for Pikmin videos!

28 January 2006

ONE TRUE PAIRING!

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present you, Rika's TeniPuri OTP... ♥

25 January 2006

Your weekly dose of Morning Musume.



It's an English gag battle.

Risa Niigaki's "good morning, ass! ass! ass!" totally PWNZ.

21 January 2006

How to Slide down the Bat-Pole

*snicker* This is one of the lessons in The Batman Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual by Scott Beatty. No edits, for the original text can be taken out of context enough to keep you laughing.

Step 1: Grip the Bat-Pole with your legs and feet.
Hold the Bat-pole with both arms to steady yourself. With the pole centered in front of you, wrap your right leg around the front of the pole, with your left leg behind the pole. Arche your ankles- right ankle tucked back, left ankle tucked forward- to hold yourself perched in place before sliding.

Step 2: establish arm grip
Now that your legs are secure and you are firmly clinging to the Bat-Pole, grip it with your forearms so that your body remains vertically aligned with the pole. You can even hug the pole with your crossed arms. however, do not grip it with your hands. Even wearing fire-resistant gloves as Batman does, you can suffer a severe friction burn if you use your palms to slow your descent once you begin to slide. Your arm grips are intended only to maintin control during descent.

Step 3: Relax your legs so that gravity will allow you to begin sliding down the pole
To slow your descent, simply squeeze your legs together for braking. Do not slide too quickly or friction will burn your legs. You can use your forearms to brake if your costume has long sleeves, but remember that friction increases with the speed of your descent and the pressureapplied to the Bat-Pole.

Step 4: Land on both feet with your soles flat
Do not slide too quickly or you'll drop and land too hard. The base of the Bat-Pole os surrounded with a circle of foam padding a few feet(1m) in diameter and several inches(7-12 cm) thick to cushion your stop. Be sure to land on both feet, soles flat, to avoid injuring heels or ankles. You risk tearing a ligament or breaking a bone if you land with excessive force.

because I like cramming a lot of unrelated content in a single post, I will promote YouTube again!



The original Yatta video. I was actually planning to put this up even before r2 got the song and played it in repeat on his mp3 player.



If Pokemon had a live action series...

15 January 2006

t3h BENJI!

Hey, Benj. You should really consider cosplaying this guy.




Inui Sadaharu, from 'Prince of Tennis'


Image yoinked from Crack PoT. The eyes weren't PS-ed by us, we swear!

We miss you, Benji! Bwahurhur!
♥ Rika & Kang

13 January 2006

UNFAIR

How come you guys have administrative powers and I dont? ):


UNFAIR!! *throws a fit*

I edited the layout, foo! It's Kang's fault!

For I shall challenge sean's rant, which is not something I do often, as I challenging is expensive, since nowadays, tokens are so expensive! But since tokens are expensive, they require money. Isn't the two hundred peso bill green? But since it is green, it must be related to green things. As money is evil, isn't evil green? So since we're green, we must be evil. Oh noes! We are evil? But our minds are green! Therefore are minds are evil! We are green.. with evil!
AAAHHHHHHOHMIFSCKINGGODWE'REEVILAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHH!!! As it is evil, I'm reminded of the naruto cds jake lent me, because evil can be like a ninja it is so quiet and stealthy, and quiet and stealthy=rolling, and rolling=cardboard, and carboard=board, and board=bore, and bored is = to watching stuff, which is naruto, therefore evil=ninja rolling cardboards! Speaking of which, the CDs Jake lent me skip a lot so it is evil much, therefore I wish to kill, which is again, evil, which is like green, which is like hentai, since hentai is evil AND green, isn't it? But then fot it to be evil and green is redundant since i'm saying it' evil two times over. So is it doubly evil, therefore Brother Bernie is evil too, since he is evil AND very green! Oh NOES! BROTHER BERNIE=HENTAI. But then that would mean noobies are very evil too, since they're green, so is Brother Bernie a n00bie? But he can't be, because he's old, so he can't be n00. But if he played CS, he'd be a noobie, and then he'd be quadruply evil, ince he'd be brother Bernie, and a noobie! AHH!! we must stop this evil from ever taking place! I must summon my rainbow ranger powers to douse him with yellow paint to keep that evil from ever happening!

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I punch your face because I don't like you! :D
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Layout stealer!

Hard to be original when the layout selection in Blogger is so limited, isn't it? This is the layout I'm using in Cramped Abyss, only with different colors. You can still see similarities of the banners by looking at the shapes in the background. Ah, what am I complaining about? I made mine look different enough anyway. I was kind of expecting a Morning Musume themed one at one point. After that point, I wanted a sandwich, but I never get what I want. Not even something as simple as a sandwich. "Sandwich" is such a diverse word now. A sandwich is anything between 2 slices of bread. I could be talking about ham sandwiches, egg sandwiches cheeseburgers, subway sandwiches, or even bread sandwiches! Sandwich isn't even limited to bread. Sandwich also means being stuck between any 2 objects. Both objects don't even have to be the same. Sandwich isn't just in between 2 concrete things even. One can be sandwiched between 2 problems, where the solution to one would make the other worse. That kind of thing isn't even rare. It can happen quite often. I know it happened to me a lot. Like, when I had to choose between Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones and We Love Katamari. Even now, I never got the chance to get We Love Katamari again. If I picked it, I wouldn't be able to have PoP now. I like PoP. The first boss was fun. Speed Kills remind me of Tenchu. Tenchu has ninjas. I like ninjas. They make those face masks look cool. They also get to hold pointy things and do stuff without anyone noticing. Ninjas remind me of Narutimate hero 3. I should get that game. I there are a lot of games I must buy. Money makes the world go round. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy games. Actually, money can't buy anything. People with money can. Money is just paper. Brown, orange, red, purple, yellow and blue pieces of paper. Strange how money is often pictured as green, yet we don't have a green bill. Green is one of my favorite colors even though it's one of the school colors. How is green related to peversion anyway? Hey! This blog is green! When I visited this blog just now, I wanted to post something. So, I decided to rant. I guess this is the rant. This also displays how easy it is to go off topic. When I want to make a space filler, I fill space! Mwahahahaha! I filled this much without a single picture or video! Now if only I knew how to properly end a rant.

Well, I don't. So instead, I will stab Artoo with this sword handle. I lost the blade.

Fixed! Ehr, summat.

Awesome. Currently 3:41 AM as I type this.

I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd ruin more people's lives. Y'know.

Layout change, lucky chachacha! It's not the best layout evarr but it's an improvement. Blogger hates me because I've been engaged to LiveJournal for nearly three years.

And yeah, the tagboard ran away because it ph34rs my mad Blogger skillZ. Uh, whoops? Just put the code back in, Liu, since it's with you.

To the Ecchi Green co-mod #2: Just edit-- whatever.

Okay, no YouTube this time. JUST PANTY SHOTS.

12 January 2006

Another YouTube post, because I want to somehow get rid of Khan's page-hogging entry. Hurhurhur. /ev0l


Minimoni. on Ayuready



Ayumi Hamasaki is a smart girl because she ph34rs Minimoni.

Off I go to Podium. Whoosh.

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Kang-bon-desu! Rika-pyon-desu! Ecchi-bon-desu! Ar-- sorry, just had to do that. @.@

11 January 2006

o..0!

You cloned my blog! *kick*
In as such, I shall hold keroberos hostage until you change aforementioned layout! Again! And as such, I shall displace your sidebar until my demands are met!
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...o gawin mo na lang ako co-mod para ako na lang gagawa. :D wag na lang si Kang.

10 January 2006

Suggestment.

This blog is in dire need of an overhaul.

No seriously. Am I the only one who thinks that this layout is too sissy for a blog run by sugar 'n porn- powered boys & girls who enjoy dismembering each other & doing sentai imitations in between? We need a layout that strikes PH43R into the heart of the viewers/readers/victims.

If you need stock images of Rika doing various sexy poses for the header, or for your porn collection, tell me. Bidding starts at Php500. /evol

Or if you're all busy, *gets hit by a bazillion textbooks* someone just make me co-mod so I can start *cough* working.

Random visual of the day:

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* Kaori Iida, ex- Morning Musume







07 January 2006

WTFOMGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I should watch Densha Otoko 8-10 now, before I have to return them to Khan later today D:


DENSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I...




Have a girlfriend...?





*blush*

04 January 2006

Vegeta is GAY.

My brothers seem to be slutting on Dragnoball lately & have been abusing my YouTube account by adding random clips to my favorites section. Now I have clips called 'Concert Flip of DEATH!!! BRUTAL!!' mingling with my Morning Musume. clips. Wasak na ang reputasyon ko.

Quick clip, but I'm loving it. <3



I know you guys are all going back to your hellholes, so before you all finally burn, shrivel & DIE-- *huuuug*

Chu! ;3

Tscha.

Well, erm. What am I doing here, anyway? I have two of my own blogs and Yorokonde, and.. well, yeah.

So. Um.

No, I have nothing to post, really.




















....except maybe for "I miss you so damn much."

03 January 2006

It Sucks to Be Me

Well tommorow is THAT day. I've stayed up past curfew yesterday, Treated myself to a trip to Fully Booked and PowerStation today, and stayed online for as long as I possibly could. Even though, nothing I do now can prepare me for tommorow.

This Christmas break is the calm before the storm. Tommorow is the storm before the Catastrophe. Next week is the Catastrophe before the Apocalypse. Report Card day is the Apocalypse.

Just so Kang won't be the only source of videos here, I will put up one expressing what I feel right now. :P

Ngyaho~?

Demnyou! Stop letting me hog THE BLOG & post your crap circles here! RARR!

Anywhore.

This is because I like 'em corny.


01 January 2006

Escalibra! Escalibalot! Escalibiboy! Escalibenji!

Kicking off 2006 with the obligatory Artoo torture, and that means a song post by yours truly.

Songs are on Rapidshare; feel free to hoard as much as you want.

"Aw tsika aw aw!" Wala lang. Pinoy remix?

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Amuro Namie -- WANT ME, WANT ME
* Biboy's favorite song. No shite.

W -- Robokiss
* Wait til you see the PV for this.

RURUTIA -- Chou no Mori
* This is a good song SRSLY.

Minimoni. -- Lucky ChaChaCha!
* Benji knows how to dance to this.

Maki Goto -- Genshoku GAL Hade ni Yukube!

* "Yankee types should go all out!". Don't ask.

Faye Wong -- Eyes on Me (Almighty Radio Mix)
* Darleng so there you are~ with peklat on your face~

Lee Hyo-lee -- Anymotion
* Might as well be the Kpop version of 'WANT ME, WANT ME'.

Morning Musume. -- Iroppoi Jirettai
* A song about sexy Cupid, sexy biscuits & Heihachi Mishima doing the flamenco.

Morning Musume. -- THE Manpower!!!
* In the PV, Risa Niigaki takes a bite out of a whole lemon. I think it's part of Tsunku's plot to brainwash the fanboys into eating more fruits & veggies.

Morning Musume. -- The Peace!

* Happy new year, Artoo! And thanks for calling me 'ichiban kawaii'! XD

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