Here's the music video for my current LSS, which would be "WANT ME, WANT ME" by t3h awesome Amuro Namie. Just watch & try not to jack off in front of your PCs enjoy.
R-18 lyrics & translation can be found herre. And you should thank your lucky stars that I didn't sing this the last time we were at Podium. ;P
Since people wanted to recall it, and newer people wanted to see it, I dig up the Beowulf summary from my blog:Beowulf tried to invade Grendel's mother's home but failed because he couldn't scale the vaseline covered smooth marble walls. He tried to fight off the guards of the lair but the old men's ramblings were too long and boring. Beowulf was forced to surrender. He worked as the sea hag's lap dancer for 7 years until the rat kings attacked the lair and saved Beowulf. During the journey back, the rat kings taught Beowulf the secrets of toilet flushing. That night, Beowulf backstabbed the rat kings. He defeated all of them with a Knights of The Round materia.
Later, he found himself near the cave of the Hamhams united. At the entrance, he met Bilbo Baggins who gave him The One Ring. He put the ring on and was about to enter the cave until he saw the Ring wraiths. The Ring wraiths then proceeded to stab him with really pointy knives that burn with the evil of a 1000 hells. Harry Potter then came and saw Beowulf's corpse. He pilfered all of Beowulf's belongings including The One Ring.
Several years later, Harry ruled the muggle world with an iron fist. With him was his wife, Sauron and the dancing bananna.After a few more years of listening to the song that never ends, a rebellion was raised. The group was called "Krusty Boxers". There were about 100 people and 5 influencial leaders above them. The leaders were called the "Meaty-Cheesy Rangers". They invaded Harry's heavily armed fortress with large highly advanced mechas and handheld BFGs. During the attack, they suffered great losses. Their only accomplishment of leaking on a tree at the front yard was not enough for them. There were only 10 left including the Meaty-Cheesy Rangers. Their funds were only enough to buy earmuffs and toothpicks for each member. With their advanced skills of eye-poking, toothpick flinging and retrieving, and farting at will, the Crusty Boxers ended Harry's reign. Shortly after their victory, Darth Vader blew up the planet.
Moral: Never leave a platypus alone inside a freezer.
*sob* for some reason, I can't access this blog. It loads, but it's... blank. Did anyone mess up the HTML? *shrug* at least it's still updateable
Merry Christmas and Happy givemoneytoseanday to everyone!
Using the influence of the force, I shall make everyone exchange gifts and/or do christmas-y things and eat food!
Yes, I know. I'm too lazy to make a completely original christmas greeting and just copied and pasted the same greeting I made in my blog. I'm not the only one guilty of laziness, you know.
I noticed I haven't been active here. Okay, what should I post? I'm done with my introduction, the happenings of yesterday post was done by Liu, I have nothing interesting for the informative article post, and an entertaining post was done by Kang.
Okay, maybe you're going "Holyshitdude, what'sKangdoinghere?!" at this but pfweh-- I'm posting , ehr, something by order of Liu. Ufufufu.
Ugh, first posts are always so-- UGH. So I guess a proper-ish introduction is due, since someone beat me to a recap of yesterday's con.
I am Kang. I am 18 years old. I think of myself as an adorable purikura-loving J-schoolgirl, similar to the way Artoo likes to think himself as a Jedi. I sing like a gargling whale & my dancing makes that hippo-ballerina in Fantasia look very, very graceful. I am pa-cute, whiny & irritating-- the perfect little sister. And Rika is more perverted than I am, SRSLY. Khan is my Kuya/bon, which naturally makes him The Kontrabida.
And to further darken your day, I bring you-- Morning Musume.'s PV for 'The Peace!'. Which I will dedicate to Artoo, because I find his asshole-y cries of pain & agony very entertaining. Mooharhar.
