She Got Lost On Her Way to a Kpop Convention.
Okay, maybe you're going "Holyshitdude, what'sKangdoinghere?!" at this but pfweh-- I'm posting , ehr, something by order of Liu. Ufufufu.Ugh, first posts are always so-- UGH. So I guess a proper-ish introduction is due, since someone beat me to a recap of yesterday's con.
I am Kang. I am 18 years old. I think of myself as an adorable purikura-loving J-schoolgirl, similar to the way Artoo likes to think himself as a Jedi. I sing like a gargling whale & my dancing makes that hippo-ballerina in Fantasia look very, very graceful. I am pa-cute, whiny & irritating-- the perfect little sister. And Rika is more perverted than I am, SRSLY. Khan is my Kuya/bon, which naturally makes him The Kontrabida.
And to further darken your day, I bring you-- Morning Musume.'s PV for 'The Peace!'. Which I will dedicate to Artoo, because I find his asshole-y cries of pain & agony very entertaining. Mooharhar.
posted by KANG @ 1:10 AM
we have 16 chicken/s!
ahahahaha! I remember that song! can't wait until artoo sees it either.
ZOMGTHEPEACELOL :D
"and we dedicate this song to artoo..." xD omg, i still remember the look on his face while we were singing Sobakasu xD *rofflecopter*
*throws head at r2* Hah! You can't behead me, I already beheaded myself! *throws head at r2 again*
Yay for disco bathrooms! This post has a lot of comments.
Hahah so popyoolerrrrr.
Watching adolescent boys dismember each other is such entertainment. Popcorn PLZ. XD
*sits on a lounge chair* Fun, isn't it? *hands Kang the popcorn* Can you pour some down my throat? I lost my head and my remaining hand isn't free. *clone dismembers r2's middle fingers*
@Raz: Okiedokie. *stuffs popcorn down your throat, followed by a drizzle of hot melted butter*
@Liu: We would, but it says the flooble is temporarily unavailable. ;P
*dismembers r2's 2 front teeth* Mentally, I'm not either, but I can't stop. Do you know how addicting it is to dismember body parts?
@ R2: Heeeey, my popcorn. D: *shrugs* Oh well.
I want to dismember someone too! Would anyone from the audience like to volunteer? :D
DO NOT WANT! This cannot be! You're too old. *dismembers r2's foot*
*summons Farting Bunny! Moshi*
Moshi: GROAR! *bites R2's head off*
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*falls back on the platform* I think I found a design flaw in your bottomless pit. *jumps back down and lands on platform again* It would have been bottomless if this platform wasn't in the way
Christmas Carbonite! *decorates Kang carbonite with christmas lights, balls, and other decorations*
DEFROST ME! NOW! IMMEDIATELY! AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! I ORDAH YOOOU!
And Moshi-thing will not stop gnawing on you until you do so.
Moshi-thing: NGARS! *chomps your arm off*
Whee! *lands on the platform again* You should really try the bottomless pit! It's fun!
I like that idea... *sends Karin the invincible Snark after r2* Don't stop biting him until I tell you to!
*unfreezes a finger and sculpts a mustache on Kang's face* Is that good enough?
*kicks r2 in the shin and runs away*
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